We found this little piece in The New Yorker, and couldn’t resist sharing. It’s a pleasant little satire on the trials and tribulations of home ownership and home buying in the New York area. To be sure, we find it doubtful that you consider your home the house of your nightmares  but there’s enough in here that carries the satirical ring of truth that we think it can resonate (at least a little) with every homeowner. For those of you who aren’t homeowners yet, don’t worry — it’s not just satirical, it’s also a little hyperbolic. Enjoy!

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